I think Jezebel will survive, but by being secretly receiving funding from companies that produce and market medication for high blood pressure and migraines. »
Except he's wearing a Tshirt that predates the Crow anyway, so maybe he's an immortal that just really got stuck in the late 80s/early 90s
They're remaking The Crow anyway, so get ready for whole new swathe of spooky kids doing it in a couple years, goth making a resurgence, and Juggaloes whining about how hipster… »
Are they sure they weren't just getting readings from someone's Roman Catholic mother after being told one of their boys had no intention of providing her with grandchildren? »
They could have made it an oblique Asimov reference by calling it Frankenstein Complex, which would have also added a little more depth to the title because you know the pathos will come from the "am I different person since I died?" wank the protagonist will go through. »
"Silly Mr Potential Boyfriendman, in real life most mutations would end up with you dying horribly of cancer." »
Hey people over 30, did anyone else swap polaroids of their parts with cute girls in highschool? Because that was pretty common when I grew up pre-mobile phone and (reasonably sized) digital cameras.
Pretty sure this is just the same behaviour as that, but with the added element of speed and infinite, basically free,… »
I still had the uncanny valley on that first one.
I had to rewatch it about a dozen times to figure out why because it DOES look so realistic.
I finally figured it out: The nostrils don't flare for breathing.
Other than that one little thing I could not tell... and that genuinely disturbs me. »
Why does the Xenomorph look like it gets its dental work at the same clinic as entourage members for a rap music video? »
I'm wondering why FOX news seems to think Wonder Woman has to be patriotic. I'm actually wondering why they're pro Wonder Woman in any version, considering she's technically an illegal immigrant in some continuities, and certainly isn't an American in most of the others.
Potentially Hispanic even, if they get confused… »